The right lane must turn right
The left lane must turn left
And if you are in the middle,
One has to go straight
Go straight to hell
To where you came from
Going through road block
Is really, really dumb
A Ladies room on the right
A Gentlemen's room on the left
And if you are gay or lesbian
One has to go straight
Go straight to your closet
Close the door from behind
To protect the minds of children
From confusion of sexual kind
When at some point in your life
You're facing tough choice to make
Don't go straight, left or right
Simply step on a brake.
(04-04-09)
