My head is still spinning,
My pants are vet
The bus is leaving park Xcaret
In park Xel-Ha where dolphins swim
Let them punch holes in your bracelet
Not through the sensitive skin
In Chichen Itza the vendors galore
They sell trinkets that Maya adored
The prices steadily will decline
The closer it gets to the closing time
If you walk along some Cancun street
You may meet American hobos
Who have nothing to eat
When asked for help with a phone call
Just give them some money
And it will be all
Lots of people will try to sell you a timeshare
Or a membership in a discount club
So, please, be aware –
It is just a scam. Don’t join the suckers club
The booze everywhere is cheap
But don’t forget to leave a tip
They will like you only for money
So, tip for yourself and your honey
Wear a white shirt and a lot of sunscreen
Or you will be sorry
When sun burns off your skin
Cancun is a great place to spend your vacation
And I am sending my thanks
For all North-American nation!
(4-09-09)
