Standing On My Head Poetry

My name is Max and that is all you need to know
The anonymity in my confession will help me to tell you and show

That we, teenagers, I am fifteen, by the way,
Are into sports, music, computers and, sometimes, hentai

We have fully developed and functional reproductive organs
And a lot of, a lot of destructive hormones

The inner desires are like wild fires
In some – hardly smoldering
In others – very emboldening

When fire reaches into the mind
We could be cruel and we could be kind

When thinking about the opposite sex
We are more insatiable then Tyrannosaurus Rex

These creatures are fascinating (I am not talking about T-Rexes)
The girls is who we want to study
To see what they hide beneath their dresses

That’s why we, teenagers, look for advice
And flock to the numerous porn sites

For you – entertainment, for us – the hard science
With Brittney Spears dispensing the needed advice

And don’t blame my behavior, it is lame!
Remember yourself when you were a teenager?
Past events bear no shame...

You looked so cute in your pajama
Jerking on the back yard before getting caught
By your papa and mama

I don’t dare to mention (in case you did miss)
What happens in the bedroom of my older sis…